If you don’t think that birds are dinosaurs, look at these fuckers.  Serious bamfs of the animal world.  Real dinosaurs, yo.  First up, two species of Guineafowl, vulterine and helmeted.  Like african velocichickens.  Then two shots of the most terrifying fucker ever to subsist entirely on fruit, the Cassowary (including a shot of its frickin terror claw), then the last living terror bird, the Seriema, kicking the shit out of a snake.  What’s that?  Murder?  No problem for the stork with a bill the size of a fuckin football, the Shoebill.  Killer, dude. Speaking of, the monster fucker next to him is the Lammergeier, or bearded vulture, which eats bones and purposefully dyes its feathers blood red just in case you forgot this is a metal-ass bird.  Lastly, a dinosaur that doesn’t get enough credit- the White-necked Rockfowl, or bald crow.  Bitch is just an out-and-out dinosaur bird.  

Just get used to it- birds are dinosaurs.  They’re metal-ass monsters that don’t need your shit. 

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