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bulbasaurasrex:

iorishiro:

fovelshucker:

THIS IS MAKING ME SO ANGRY. THIS IS MAKING ME BEYOND ANGRY. IVE BEEN PLAYING POKEMON GAMES MY ENTIRE LIFE AND NEVER KNEW THIS. THIS DOESNT MAKE A SINGLE INCH OF SENSE WHAT SP FUCKING EVER. IM SO ANGRY AT THESE FUCKING POKEMON THERES NO WAY IN HELL A REMORAID EVOLVES INTO A GOD DAMN OCTILLERY THERES NO FUCKING WAY. IM SO PISSED OFF.

REMORAID IS A FUCKING HANDGUN OCTILLERY IS A CANON. A SMALL LONG RANGE WEAPON EVOLVES INTO A BIGGER ONEREMORAID= REMORA+RAIDOCTILLERY= ARTILLERY+OCTOPUSTHAT’S WHY THEY LEARN SO MANY BEAM MOVES

I’M REALLY GLAD THAT SECOND GUY EXPLAINED THIS.

bulbasaurasrex:

iorishiro:

fovelshucker:

THIS IS MAKING ME SO ANGRY. THIS IS MAKING ME BEYOND ANGRY. IVE BEEN PLAYING POKEMON GAMES MY ENTIRE LIFE AND NEVER KNEW THIS. THIS DOESNT MAKE A SINGLE INCH OF SENSE WHAT SP FUCKING EVER. IM SO ANGRY AT THESE FUCKING POKEMON THERES NO WAY IN HELL A REMORAID EVOLVES INTO A GOD DAMN OCTILLERY THERES NO FUCKING WAY. IM SO PISSED OFF.

REMORAID IS A FUCKING HANDGUN OCTILLERY IS A CANON. A SMALL LONG RANGE WEAPON EVOLVES INTO A BIGGER ONE
REMORAID= REMORA+RAID
OCTILLERY= ARTILLERY+OCTOPUS
THAT’S WHY THEY LEARN SO MANY BEAM MOVES

I’M REALLY GLAD THAT SECOND GUY EXPLAINED THIS.

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elihzbah:

putmedownpunk:

#kermit you uplifting motherfucker

that tag.
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admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

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intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

(via teenytigress)

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"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."

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why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

i would have no use for this

there’s not a reason in the world i could ever come up with to use this product

but i want it

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"My name is not Annie. It’s Quvenzhané."

- Quvenzhané Wallis (then age 9) correcting an AP Reporter who said she was “just going to call her Annie” instead of learning how to pronounce her name. Never forget.  (via thechanelmuse)

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56mg:

I FELL ASLEEP WHEN I WATCHING THE AVENGERS SO I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ACTUAL LINE IN THE MOVIE THAT I MIGHTVE MISSED SO I TOLD MY SISTER “HEY THERES ONE PART IN THE AVENGERS WHERE *SAYS WHAT THE GIFS SAY*” AND SHES LIKE “OH MY GOD NO WAY” ADN SHE LOOKKED IT UP AND STARTED LAUGHING AND SHES LIKE “ANDY YOU FUCKING CUNT ITS FROM BROTHER BEAR”

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jesstheunheard:

discendos:

kill the current notion of villains needing to be human at the end of the day.

bring back villains that killed because they enjoyed blood on their hands.

give me villains that destroy cities because of boredom.

give me narcissistic villains that destroy others because they never compare to themselves.

give me bad guys that no one wants to empathise with.

90% of my villains are like this and I don’t regret a thing!

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leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

(via shinydwebbles)

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libutron:

Key-hole Sand Dollar - Echinodiscus truncatus

Using its velvet-like covering of small, short spines, the Key-hole Sand Dollar, Echinodiscus truncatus (Clypeasteroida - Astriclypeidae), burrows just beneath the surface of intertidal sands in the Indo-west Pacific waters.

This is a large sand dollar about 8-9cm across, with a pair of elongated holes or lunules close to the disc edge. Various explanations for the adaptive value of the lunules have been put forward. One theory if that the lunule spins assist in burrowing while another ideas is that the holes have a hydrodynamic function in reducing lift in strong currents and thus preventing dislodgment.

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Photo credit: ©Loh Kok Sheng | Locality: Tanah Merah, Singapore (2008)

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