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partywithponies:

censorbotoffical:

partywithponies:

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

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beepboop. censorbot approved

Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

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volcarona-appreciation:
“Not Volcarona, but……
For @mimikyu-propaganda, @poppliopropaganda and @salandit-propaganda
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lynati:

unthrifty–loveliness:

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marsincharge:

Finding out that Frances Dana Barker Gage, a white woman, rewrote Sojourner Truth’s famous speech to be more stereotypically “Southern slave” (complete with slurs and misspellings like dat, dere, dey) when Sojourner Truth was actually from New York and spoke only Dutch until she was almost ten and wouldn’t have actually sounded that way linguistically and decidedly did not use the phrase “Ain’t I A Woman?” at all is…whew. And on top of everything, she embellished details about Sojourner Truth’s life (like the number of children she had/how many of them were sold into slavery), wrote that ST said that she could take beatings like a man, and the reception of the speech in the room (she claims ST was called a n*gg*r, earlier accounts say the room was welcoming).

Lmaooo peak white feminist antics.

You can read the most accurate transcript here, alongside the racist edited one.

I was already disgusted just reading about this but looking at the side-by-side comparison of the real speech and the rewrite really brought it home.

See the two versions of her first line below:

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The FUCK??

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teachinginreallife:

Students are like:

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I’m like:

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thefuzzhead:

schmergo:

I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

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spillybun:

spillybun:

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

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thatpettyblackgirl:

I’m glad somebody said it

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borledtodeath:

arthurmorgansgf:

sir that’s my emotional support cowboy 

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vegannerdgirl:

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gothicprep:

botesregias:

kinkshamer69:

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

i have but i also have, like, real problems

I waited well over an hour for food once at IHOP, because it kept coming out inedible.

We finally asked what was going on, and it turns out that the ONLY cook had been working for 36 hours straight with only a short nap.

I ordered the easiest thing to make, tipped the waitress heavily, and sent her back to the cook with a $10 tip for them, too, AFTER watching the 24-hour restaurant close the doors so that they could send the cook home for some rest.

Yeah, I’ve waited 40 minutes for my dinner, and I didn’t ask for a discount, we tipped VERY well, and sent the cook our best wishes.

If something goes wrong with your restaurant experience, consider that there are real people back there, working under god knows what conditions.

“Millennials” are more human than their previous generations imo

“You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?”

“i have but i also have, like, real problems”

This has such a baby boomer vs. millennial energy and i think about this exchange everyday

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autisticjoy:

focus whomst? i only know Hyperfocus and Floating In The Void™

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callmebliss:

stimman3000:

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Me when the tweezers come out: What…
Me when the thing: NO!
Me when the other thing: [breathless screaming]

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